irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad
what-if-i-was-funny: sawmuchded: theprincessdiana: can you paint with all the colors of the wind alright picasso calm down
littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child. Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together. Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl or if you’re a heterosexual male Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades. ...
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
i'm not happy but i'm not sad. i guess you can say...
jimdoesntcarrey: salacl: jimdoesntcarrey: lucille-is-a-vampire-bat: does any1 remember the replacements i do what happened to this show!!!??? it was… replaced
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
coltongillies: igohardinovertime: this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player i think you mean the best
zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying only after i eat mexican food olé omg